Why Am I Pooping Blood


  • (poop) crap: obscene terms for feces
  • (poop) nincompoop: a stupid foolish person
  • (of a wave) Break over the stern of (a ship), sometimes causing it to capsize
  • (poop) dope: slang terms for inside information; “is that the straight dope?”


  • An internal bodily fluid, not necessarily red, that performs a similar function in invertebrates
  • Violence involving bloodshed
  • The red liquid that circulates in the arteries and veins of humans and other vertebrate animals, carrying oxygen to and carbon dioxide from the tissues of the body
  • the fluid (red in vertebrates) that is pumped through the body by the heart and contains plasma, blood cells, and platelets; “blood carries oxygen and nutrients to the tissues and carries away waste products”; “the ancients believed that blood was the seat of the emotions”
  • smear with blood, as in a hunting initiation rite, where the face of a person is smeared with the blood of the kill
  • temperament or disposition; “a person of hot blood”

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  • obligated to sell if I receive an offer?

why am i pooping blood

why am i pooping blood – Who I

Who I Am: A Memoir
Who I Am: A Memoir
From the voice of a generation: The most highly anticipated autobiography of the year, and the story of a man who… is a Londoner and a Mod…. wanted The Who to be called The Hair…. loved The Everly Brothers, but not that “drawling dope” Elvis…. wanted to be a sculptor, a journalist, a dancer and a graphic designer…. became a musician, composer, librettist, fiction writer, literary editor, sailor…. smashed his first guitar onstage, in 1964, by accident…. heard the voice of God on a vibrating bed in rural Illinois…. invented the Marshall stack, feedback and the concept album…. once speared Abbie Hoffman in the neck with the head of his guitar…. inspired Jimi Hendrix’s pyrotechnical stagecraft…. is partially deaf in his left ear…. stole his windmill guitar playing from Keith Richards…. followed Keith Moon off a hotel balcony into a pool and nearly died…. did too much cocaine and nearly died…. drank too much and nearly died…. detached from his body in an airplane, on LSD, and nearly died…. helped rescue Eric Clapton from heroin…. is banned for life from Holiday Inns…. was embroiled in a tabloid scandal that has dogged him ever since…. has some explaining to do…. is the most literary and literate musician of the last 50 years…. planned to write his memoir when he was 21…. published this book at 67.


5:02] Alayni Axelrad clasps her hands in front of her and considers, "Well honestly, I can’t say I have known any side of you with any sort of humor in it. Not to say you do not have that side, but it is never one I have seen, or imagined seeing. So no, I did not think you would pick one up because you lead a group of pirates….you seemed all seriousness to me." she smiled in spite of yourself, "I must admit you look good in it…like it suits you. Perhaps you were a pirate of old in a former life….if you believe in such things."
[5:05] Shilandar Deledda takes the hat off a moment, long enoug to perform the sweeping bow of form that the items were used for in the times when pirates became all too common in European waters. "Humor, irony.. either or. A corsair in a previous existence… I suppoe all’s possible." Hat was re attached to head, a light tg at th ruffles flowing from his shirt. He seemed perpetually amused, at least by her. "Told you, red does well for me."

[5:18] Alayni Axelrad didn’t bother fighting the smile tugging at her mouth’s corner. "Well red is a fantastic color, one of the best, I’d say. One of those colors that can look sexy on either dark or light skin. I think it is very fitting for you for Halloween, regardless."

[5:20] Shilandar Deledda hmphs at that with a barely noticeable smile. He pulled out his phone briefly, looking to it then jerking it back from his ear at the noise. "Fuckin’…" Phone was closed and put up. Head shook back and forth. "Yes, now just need some blood for my sword…" He grinned some at that, obviously not really thinking of using -fake- blood.
[5:22] Alayni Axelrad clears her throat, smile fading and she backs away a step, raising a brow suspiciously, "You’re kidding right? No of course you aren’t. I hope you are not thinking of using MY blood. I am sure there are plenty of fish in there that could accommodate you!" she points to the ocean below the docks.

[5:25] Mye Piers gives her phone a disgruntled look once Chi hangs up on her. A few cow noises and heavy breathing and all of a sudden people want to go hanging up oon a person. So not cool. She finds his number again and hits the send button as she walks. This time she’d do donkey noises. Perhaps he’d like that better. Mye walks down the few step and and is taken aback seeing Chi right in front of her. And a girlie. Hmmm. "Heyt now what’s the deal hanging up on me , huh ??" she asks. So she’s interrupting. Mmhmm.
[5:32] Shilandar Deledda didn’t answer he phone when he saw that the numbe was the same. He spun about from Alayni with the words "Kitty blood tastes best though." And brought his eyes back to the angellic figure he’d walked out on and left to wander the city alone while he was lost in thought. "Oh, that? Never had the hots for that cow girl workin’ the Sari mart… now, gimme a pusscat or a cute pup.. an’ that’s another matter entirely."

[5:35] Alayni Axelrad smirks as she sees a female she doesnt know walk up behind chi, one whom he apparently did know. "Ah…well it seems your friend is here now Chi…thanks for making me smile today with the pirate thing and all, reeeally had me going bout the kitty blood there. Well I guess I better be goin, nice talkin to ye….I think. I’m going to explore all the changes they have made to the city while ye and yer…friend catch up." she raised her eyebrow at his friend’s attire, wondering where he got off critisizing HER get up when his friends were running around like that. She shrugged and started to trot back up the ramp.

[5:39] Mye Piers slides her phone down her waistband. As Alayni steps towards her, Mye attempts to intercept her path. "Oh that’s okay. Chi and I can catch up anyday." Mye gives Alayni a smile then hand lifts and directs the girl over back where she was standing when Mye first arrived. "Go on, really. It’s no problem at all."

[5:43] Shilandar Deledda didn’t look to Alayni, his eyes on Mye and then noticing her suddenly moving. Stepping into Alayni’s way. Bit of a smile on his lips, though he just stood off to the side for the time being. "Wasn’t kiddin’… though I’m glad ya like the outfit. Have to say, I didn’t think you the type to have the hots for a corsair…" Shoulders shrugged, moving lazily, guiding himself to lean into the wall right across from both costumed ladies. Personally he liked Mye’s outfit.. but then, a girl like her dressed as an angel just made him laugh. The lingerie, to him, wasn’t any better or worse than Alayni’s outfit. Skintight, nipple flaunting red or ass clutching white, they both showed off every bit of everything. Just in different ways.

[5:47] Alayni Axelrad ‘s tail swatted at the girl’s hand which was attempting to lead her back to Chi, but she did not depart just yet, she merely sidestepped him and then propped herself in the do


Today Mike and I attended the 7th birthday party for our own little Brownie, my best friend Kim’s daughter, Megan.

I was reminded why we wanted to move out here in the first place, and was really happy to be at the party and to celebrate with people who are as much my family as my blood relations are.

Plus. I got to buy some Barbie stuff for Megan, which was pretty cool.

And I am still sick. Poop.